On the night you were born The farmers all smiled in such wonder As they walked through their fields before the light of morn To find all their cows had taken a golden crap
Because there had never been anything in the world as wonderful as you... and there never will be again.
So enchanting and magical is your very name That the wind carried it as a song over all the land At its hearing the nature of the human soul is changed So even Grandma managed to keep her opinions about it to herself
On the night you were born Everyone in your family came to visit They marveled at your eyes, your nose, your face, your hair Not like any they had ever seen before
But they were all very polite, and said you look like Daddy Because that's just how very, very special you are
This is satire. So it's Copyright-legal. Laugh, Nancy Tillman. It's hilarious.